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I can think of worse ways to spend my Monday morning. *sigh*.

I’ve just come back from playing it free and loose with the babyoil with two of The Dreamboys for my first video blog (or v-log as we, ahem, pros call it).

You’ll have to wait a couple of days to see it – I’m hoping to post it Friday – but here are a few pics to give you a taster to what was possibly the daftest interview I’ve ever performed.

The D-boys come to Aylesbury Waterside on 7 June and, having had a glimpse of the action this morning, I think it will be every bit as hilarious as you’d imagine.

I have to tell you that G-strings are now considered tacky (on the Boys that is – maybe they like them on you!) so it’s Calvin Kleins all the way on the night.

Regress 15 years at the door and start screaming now.

The Dreamboys perform on 7 June as part of their Fit and Famous tour at The Aylesbury Waterside Theatre. Tickets £22.90-£25.90. www.atgtickets.com