Watch this: impressive Mr Van Damme!
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I saw this ad last night (Mr Muddy has his uses) and was gobsmacked when I realised it’s absolutely real. It involved Jean Claude Van Damme, looking sooo much better these days as a 53 year old minus the feathered hair of the Eighties and Nineties, and, um, two Volvo Globetrotter trucks.
I’ll leave it at that and let you watch it!