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Love is Art has just launched in the UK, allowing couples to make an abstract painting while making love. Go on, put down your iron, leave the dinner dishes, park your kids in front of the TV with the sound turned to 60, and get out your specially-treated cotton canvas and non-toxic paint!
The kit includes a painters tarp to protect surfaces from paint splatters, disposable slippers to make a clean walk from the canvas to the shower and even a body scrubber.
There are nine editions to choose from, with two different canvas backgrounds (black or white) and a range of flat and metallic paint colours. After the masterpiece is complete, the canvas is ready to be stretched, then put on pride of place in your lounge.
Ideal for encouraging your children into therapy and creating toe-curling silence at dinner parties. Prices range between £45 to £55 but seriously, isn’t it priceless?!