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…Who’s there? The funkiest chickens in the UK, that’s who.
For those who’d like to play at The Good Life but minus the mud and chicken wire, I have the solution.
This little beauty is a Nogg, a sleek sculpture of cedar, steel and glass that happens to lay eggs (with a little help admittedly). A cosy little pad for 2-4 birds, it’s full of little design treats that are sure to horrify hardy local farmers. The cedar is naturally scented to ward off any unwanted poultry pop-offs. There’s also a removable base tray, so that your husband can clean the hen house at the same he puts out the binbags, plus there’s a large central door for easy extraction of your morning oeufs. Not to mention the hidden set of wheels at the bottom so you can give your chickens a joyride around your garden (JOKE!).
Finally, and best of all, this piece of barmy brilliance is British. Nogg people, Muddy Stilettoes salutes you.