It’s with a mix of pleasure and sadness that I close a competition – mostly sadness that I can’t actually win myself, particularly when it comes to £500 worth of WinserLondon fashion.

But *sniff* we have a victor, the woman who is about to be best-in-show for cashmere, suck-it-in-dresses and tailored coats, and she is Rachael Simmons. Get in touch lady, and we’ll put you in touch with Winser London for your champers, styling and new clobber day.

Those of you who didn’t win, hey, I feel your pain, but don’t worry – there’s a new competition on the go to win a years supply of Silent Pool gin, that’ll drown your sorrows good and proper…