Opinionated, hard to please and always asking for cash? But enough about me - here's what to do with your teens over half term.
Gah, it's horrific! Yes, hours and days of young people around your feet, waiting to be entertained. Enter on horseback... the Half Term Muddy guide to the rescue!
Half term's round the corner and those pesky kids won't occupy themselves! Luckily we've gone and sourced the best courses to keep them entertained, from cookery to coding, sport to science. Shall we open that bottle of wine now?