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OMG, I haven’t laughed so much in ages.
If you’re back at work today, or in the last few days of have-I-got-everything-for-school panic with the kids, take five minutes out of your day to cheer yourself up with this gassy reworking of Nicki Manaj’s Anaconda.
I’m telling you now peeps, the video is pretty raunchy in that feminism-never-happened twerking, grinding, lap-dancing way, so for gawd’s sake don’t watch it within spying distance of your children, or your straight-laced line manager. But if you enjoy a bit of toilet humour, I defy you not to really, properly belly laugh.