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No, I haven’t permed my hair or started wearing stonewashed denims above my waist. However, I’m channelling a little of Jeremy Clarkson at the mo as I’ve become slightly obsessed with cars (and leather jackets, but that’s a different post).

I’m not sure why this desire to race around in a piece of glorified metal has taken hold but I know I’m not alone. The Guardian reported a few weeks back that bonkers Brits, despite the prospect of a triple dip recession, are still buying new cars at a time when the rest of Europe is putting sticking plasters over their cracked windscreens and knitting new tyres.

A Kharmann Ghia. *sigh*

A Kharmann Ghia. *sigh*

I spent my teens and twenties not caring what I was driving, just grateful that it moved at more than 20 miles an hour. I suppose I’ve become more snooty as the years have gone by. It’s true, I was very impressed with Mr Muddy’s pristine Sixties grey and oyster Kharmann Ghia when we first started going out together in the Nineties. And I felt beyond depressed when we sold our sports car for an estate – a bloody estate! – when we stumbled from one to two children.

When we made it to three kids we bought a beast, a bossy seven seater jobby that hulks over the road like a low cloud. I now drive my glorified minibus from swimming club to playground and amuse myself by playing ‘Car Snap’ when I pick my son up from school. In November, I attempted to get into three cars that weren’t mine because the lumbering giants all looked identical!

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No chance of offloading the beast  until we offload some children, but the estate is making wheezing noises and could be put to rest in favour of something nippy and eco-friendly and slick – loving the new a class Merc if you’re reading this Mr Muddy.

Good looks aside though, I haven’t a clue when it comes to cars. If anyone has any great insider info on the best new small cars on the market, let me know. If I start saving now, me and my blue rinse will be ready for action in 2025.

 

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