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Why do little kids get all the fun? These felt chicken slippers from sustainable Oxfordshire company Hen & Hammock are perfect for tiny feet (newborn to 2 years). Handmade in Nepal from softest Tibetan lambswool and shaped by hand using only soap and water, they’re a cute ethical fit too. Cassius took a shine to these slippers and tried to thrust his Ugly Sister size 9s into them, but to no avail. I’m guessing that size 7.5 would be the top end size but it’s probably worth a call to Hen & Hammock before you buy. £22. www.henandhammock.co.uk