Then and now *sigh*
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Here’s a picture of me clubbing on a Sydney bar top in the Nineties in an ostrich bra and hotpants.
And now, here is that same ostrich bra, ripped to shreds and placed into upended Duplo to make icecreams at 800p each in my children’s shop.
I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. Maybe both!