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Here’s something to cheer up your Monday morning. Say hello to the ‘guybrator’. I’m not joking!

I realise I have some form in this area, having only recently reviewed a rather groovy-looking pleasure-assisting device for the ladies, a task which pushed my journalistic euphemism skills to the limit. But why should we have all the fun? And any device with a pun as deliciously bad as ‘guybrator’ deserves some exposure as far as I’m concerned.

So let us proceed. This is the first such device to be created for gents and deliciously it’s created by a company called PULSE and costs £69. But of course!

What else can I tell you? Well, apparently, the guybrator uses state-of-the-art ‘pulse plate’ oscillating technology (use your imagination if you dare), and has been patented across the world. It also has a one-year warranty –  particularly useful, I imagine, for the enthusiastic teen market.

I think we have to give credit where credit’s due and say that it’s a slick-looking piece of machinery, the kind of futuristic sex toy that Batman might make use of in his miserable lonely mansion, all black and rubbery and broodingly serious about the task.

So go on boys. Dig out your bat mask, dust off your sex cape… and kapow!

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